Mauvaise haleine

4 octobre 2007

Voici un extrait du journal de bord d'un de mes étudiants de secondaire 3 (version intégrale).
Il va vite devenir un de mes favoris, je le sens!

August 4th
It's sunny today.
The training courses of my Juku were started today.
The most impressive thing was the head teacher's bad breath.
How rotten he shot it!
However he is a good teacher.

August 5th
It's sunny today.
I mediated why the head teacher's bad breath had been so rotten yesterday.
Presumption 1: Because he doesn't brush his teeth every day.
Presumption 2: Because his bad breath doesn't come so much from his mouth as from his body odor.
Presumption 3. Because there was a demon who had a bad body odor in his mouth.